4. Whatever it is, I didn’t do it. | 5. You’re an idiot. | 7. Don’t judge me! | 12. Agree to disagree. | 14. Don’t make me regret saving you. Prompt idea list here
“Bucky!” you screeched once you walked in the kitchen. “What happened in here?” All you wanted was a simple mug of hot chocolate, but you were stopped short by a small pile of glass shards on the floor. With horror, you had realised it was your favourite mug that was in pieces.
“Whatever it is, I didn’t do it,” he called casually from the other room. You suspected he didn’t even look up from his book that he was reading. You picked up the broken mug handle and stormed into his room.
“Really? What the hell is this, then?” You plopped the broken shard into is lap, not caring that he was in the middle of reading.
Bucky’s face went pale. Yeah, you could intimidate even the Winter Soldier. “Wh-what is what?”
You rolled your eyes. For a former professional assassin, he was a terrible liar. “You’re an idiot. You know this was my favourite mug, Buck! Why did you break it?”
He swallowed audibly. “I didn’t break it,” he said weakly. But you kept glaring at him until he cracked. He sighed. “Fine, I broke it, okay? It was an accident!”
“An accident?” you repeated.
He nodded. “I was trying to get a mug from the cabinet. I know you don’t like other people drinking from your favourite mug, so I went for the one behind it. But my arm kind of… spasmed. It fell. I’m sorry.”
You raised an eyebrow. “Your arm spasmed? I thought Tony fixed that problem a long time ago.”
“It was my arm arm!” he said. “Don’t judge me! It happens to everyone.”
“Agree to disagree,” you laughed. “Doesn’t happen with me.”
Bucky shrugged. “I’’m sure it’s happened to you before, (y/n). Let me live. Don’t make me regret saving you that time in Tunisia-”
You waved him off. “Yeah, yeah, you’ll never let me live that down, will you? I could have handled myself, by the way.”
“Suuure,” he said, pretending not to believe you. He smirked.
“Whatever,” you said. “That doesn’t erase the fact that you owe me a new mug, mister!”