#fresh kibble

[ask-the-trainers-of-tf2]

(BLU) Dr. Victor Krane: “Yo, I think I lost my pet snake so tell me if you see the snake…”

- @scientistsredblu

“Snake? Why do you even have a pet roaming around in the base..?”

“But then again, our Medics have birds.”

“Well birds are different than snakes.”

“Whatever, let’s just find it before-”

*Barking noises.*

“…The girls find it.”

[trexalicious]

The daily chorus...🤣

[ask-the-trainers-of-tf2]

“I named my dog Olive because she would eat the olives off of my sandwich often.”

“That’s nice.”

“What caused you to name yours Cherry?”

“…huh..I don’t really know. The name just came to me.”

“Nice.”

[ask-the-trainers-of-tf2]

Opinion on pitbulls and other "aggressive" dog breeds?

“Believe it or not, most dog breeds that the public think that are aggressive aren’t typically aggressive. It generally depends on how you treat them. If they’re mistreated, they’re more likely to be aggressive.”

[ask-the-trainers-of-tf2]

*(RED) Dr. Victor Krane shown the pasta*

(RED) Dr. Victor Krane: “Wanna try my pasta? I cooked it. 😄”

- @scientistsredblu

“Sure!”

“..I don’t trust anything from a RED. Sorry.”

[ask-the-trainers-of-tf2]

(BLU) Dr. Victor Krane: “BLU Trainer, are you okay? I noticed you frozen up from yesterday…”

- @scientistsredblu

“Yeah, I’m okay. Just got caught off guard.”

[ask-the-trainers-of-tf2]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

“If I had to scale it from 1-10, I’d give it a 6. The mental and physical toll is overwhelming, but at least I get paid!”

“4. I barely get to go outside.”

[ask-the-trainers-of-tf2]

(RED) Dr. Victor Krane: “HIIIII, HOW ARE YOU? 🥹🥹🥹”

- @scientistsredblu

*RED Trainer is not here…*

“…Okay.”