#friday jellybean

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I AGREE ITS REE-SIS PEICES YOU RIGHT

SEE @dying-poet JELLYBEAN GETS IT

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hey BITCH square up cuz i LOVE YOU you trickass hoe

hey BITCHASS i will physicaly fight u with my LIVE

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haytch

b-i.....c-t...HAYTCH

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LEGALLY BLONDE IS SO GOOD AHHHHH

her friends are funnier than i will ever be 

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HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW ALADDIN TRAILER??

NO I'M SCARED

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RAVEY

› believes in love at first sight: DAVEY!!! surprisingly i KNOW its davey 

› started liking the other first: race was an absolute SAP and crushed on this tall gangly boy for like five months before davey asked him out

› more likely to suggest a romantic dinner: both of them!!! they LOVE romantic dinners so much

› behind the wheel during road trips: davey bc he won’t let race drive at all if possible

› sets up the tent vs. gathers firewood during a camping trip: davey sets the tent, race gets firewood

› hoots bait during a fishing trip vs. catches more fish: race hooks the bait cause daveys thinks thats Nasty and davey catches more fish bc race is too impatient

› insists on learning how to ballroom dance: gosh both of em!!! race grew up learning how to dance but davey learned how to ballroom dance when he was like 12 so even tho race has NO IDEA its the one dance that davey can teach to him

› goes all out on the other’s birthday: davey!!! race knows he doesn’t like doing a whole lot for his birthday so he’ll get like one nice cupcake and they sit and watch movies, but davey has all of the boys over to decorate and surprise race with a cake every single year omg

› sings louder while cooking vs. while showering: davey sings while cooking and race sings while showering

› teases the other for said singing: race actually doesn’t tease davey about his singing bc he knows he’s really sensitive about it, but davey’s like “hey i heard you singing ‘girl on fire’ in the shower but you were off key no less than seven times”

› insists on checking zodiac sign compatibility: RACE

› drags the other to fortune tellers at fairs: RACE AGAIN

› carries the other over the doorstep of a new home: uhhh prob race???? or race would jump on davey’s back. yeah, that’s it!!

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Most iconic things your mutuals have said to you? :)

i was afraid of getting this ask for so long because i have a SHIT memory but uhhhhh. sorry these suck ilu guys

@softgrantaire : “wow i can’t believe btc just split kicked his way into my heart because he has small hands”

@backgroundnewsies : the uhhh SEX WRESTLE

@hopeful-broadwaybaby : “Men… handosmeé” and also the potsa conversation

@kpop-kk : “we have reached peak broship”

@broadwait : “i was trying to write at like 3 in the morning and (1) i was so tired that i stopped writing mid sentence and (2) i knew i wanted them to kiss at a certain point but i didn’t want to write it right then so i just wrote “kissy kissy” and then skipped a line and kept going. i shouldn’t be allowed to write when i’m tired”

@queer-apollo : “press f to pay respects to finnick’s manbun”

@aw-jus-let-em-try : the only thing is: ouch my skin

@maxvanna : “B A D A  B I G  M I S T A K E”

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ur speeling,,, its a buncha garbo :)c

jelly bean. kellybian. WHAT is that smiley fac.e don’t come at m e like this. i will fuck u p binch. i will IFIGHT UU.