#friendly asteroid

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

Red ❤

red: I am studying you for science

ooooh, nice! any particular part of my peculiar existence you wish to uncover?

[dateatransgirl]

Date a transgirl who will destroy capitalism with you

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

How does one seduce you? Asking for a friend

An incomplete list of tips off the top of my head

Kim is easiest to seduce and fronts the most, but he’s home of sexual so no girls

talk to me a lot (quality time, gets you affection that boosts the effect of other stuff, bonus points if you’re infodumping nerd shit I wish I knew)

hate fascists

threaten with sword but in a seductive way you know

apparently something very effective is unpromptedly recommending me a very obscure but relevant to my interests anti-fascist 90′s punk bank that is simultaneously impossible to not associate with you because of things like where they’re from

whatever we had going on with vampires and dragons in november

have a cute voice and stream Beat Saber in discord, showing off your cool music taste while making me look at mesmerizing bright flashing colors (how do straight people even play that game? fucking rainbows swords and bops)

be silly. this is not optional.

hhhhhhhnhnnghh tender?

Pay Attention To Me

you’re gay

let me and my friend coup your discord server in an attempt to get your attention but be so adorably yet infuriatingly clueless you don’t even realize it until days later at which point you just go like “lol nice”

be nice to me but also don’t (listen man I need therapy, bear with me)

at least try to be a gay/autistic-coded villain

crawl into my dreams at night and try to stab me. just trust me on this.

You don’t have to do all of them by a long-shot but more than one to get results. Tell your friend they already get bonus points for being too shy to ask for themself!/j

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

Orange and dark blue ♡

Orange: cosmic horror Dark blue: I have to take care of a lighthouse with you

😳😘🔥🐉

I bet if I get my fire breathing back that would really help!

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

Y'all are more powerful because you have /many/ ghosts. The ghost-to-body ratio is off the charts. You're 8 times as powerful than single ghosts

And yet I can’t find a single heartbeat sometimes :/

8 ghosts and no one’s trying to escape this flesh prison? They just complain that there isn’t enough flesh or the flesh isn’t powerful enough!

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

Go sleep

I'm 20 hours late to answer but hello yes uh on it will attempt this now yes

(to be clear sleep did happen during those 20 hours, I'm not that malfunctioning yet)

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

🌠!

Cracked Minecraft

Things that aren't dates but are you sure they weren't

The Nether Update

[hemoglobitos]

What's your favorite flower?

hi there 🧚‍♂️ well, it's actually a tree called jacarandá, i'm not sure if it's originally from my country or from argentina, but it's so pretty when it's blooming, and when the flowers fall, the streets are covered by a soft lavender tone, it's a nice thing i adore