#friendlystreets

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“ Elmo! I got you something! But you have to close your eyes first. ” @friendlystreets​

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@friendlystreets liked for a random starter!

"Elmo, for the last time, I am not going to karaoke with you!”

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“GARBITCH” (from Elmo)

“GO HOME, ELMO, YOU’RE DRUNK!”

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Elmo innocent! Elmo didn’t sell no crack!

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YO, ELMO WANTS TO GIVE BIG BIRD A NEW YEARS KISS-- MWAH!

She couldn’t lie and say it was all in the champagne. Because well, they hadn’t touched the bottle until the ball dropped anyway – but there were at least a dozen other drinks involved. Big Bird always prided herself on her tolerance but, hell, it’s a party, and she’s with friends, and there’s no reason to not get absolutely shitfaced.

She hadn’t had this much fun in a while, and she was really starting to get weak-hearted. Oh, as much as he hated her, she really enjoyed having him as a neighbor. She could just kiss him, but her eyes are easy to drift, finding that familiar red head; and Big Bird’s arms twist around her, trying to hold herself upright as best she can. It’s hard to stand, she realizes, but it doesn’t worry her – Big Bird laughs instead, pulls herself close with all of the strength she can muster.

“ Are you having fun? ”  It’s important to her, that Elmo’s having fun, too. Somewhat upright now, she tucks a strand of hair behind Elmo’s ear.  “ I’m having soooooooooo much fun! ” Stroking the side of Elmo’s cheek, she slowly leans in to give her a kiss – gentle at first, but quick to rise with passion.  “ Happy Neeeew Yeeeeeear, dear. ”

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« why are you like this? » from the countess

Oscar rolled his eyes. “Does there have to be a reason behind why people are the way they are? I’m just me. I’m like this because I decided not to give a shit what other people thought about me.”