Ross: Why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine? Chandler: Oh. See, I had to tell her that your number was my number, because I couldn’t tell her that my number was mynumber, because she thinks that my number is Bob’s number! Ross: Hey, tell me again what I do when Mr. Roper calls?
Ross Geller and Chandler Bing - 02x05 The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant










