F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Welcome to Quotefriends! A quote Tumblr dedicated to the NBC show Friends.   It lasted ten seasons and is now in syndication. It revolves around a circle of friends living in Manhattan. Friends is created by  Kevin S. Bright, Marta Kauffman, and David...

[quotefriends]

“Chandler: Come on, you’re going to Bloomingdale’s with Julie? That’s like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.”

— Chandler Bing to Monica Geller - 02x02 The One With the Breast Milk

[quotefriends]

“Monica: You are so cute. How did you get to be so cute? Chandler: Well, my grandfather was Swedish and my grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny.”

— F.R.I.E.N.D.S: Monica Geller and Chandler Bing - 05x14 The One Where Everybody Finds Out

[quotefriends]

“Ross: We were on a break! Chandler: Oh, my God. If you say that one more time, I’m gonna break up with you”

— Friendsquote: Ross Geller and Chandler Bing - 04x01 The One With The Jellyfish (via quotefriends)

[quotefriends]

[Monica has just beaten Joey and Chandler at foosball with just herself playing for ‘N'th time] Monica: [happy] And that would be a shut-down! Joey and Chandler: [in unison] SHUT-OUT!!

Monica Geller, Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing - 01x12 The One with the Dozen Lasagnas 

[quotefriends]

Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid. Chandler and Joey: That’s nice. Ross: No, no. With him. I’m on this field, and they… they hike me the baby. And I know I’ve gotta do something ‘cause the Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me. Joey: Tampa Bay’s got a terrible team. Ross: Right, but it is just me and the baby, so I’m thinkin’ they can take us.

Ross Geller, Chandler Bing and Joey Tribbiani - 01x17 The One with Two Parts, Part 2 

[quotefriends]

Phoebe: [about why she and her twin sister Ursula don’t get along] It’s mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know. I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know… Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking. Even though I did it, later that same day. But to my parents, by then it was like, “Yeah, right, so what else is new?”

Phoebe Buffay - 01x16 The One with Two Parts, Part 1 

[quotefriends]

Chandler: Can you see my nipples through this shirt? Rachel: No. But don’t worry, I’m sure they’re still there.

Chandler Bing and Rachel Green - 01x15 The One with the Stoned Guy 

[quotefriends]

“Monica: Hi, people who don’t live here. Phoebe: Hi Ross: Hello! Monica: I gave you a key for emergencies only Ross: We were out of Doritos”

— Friendquotes: Monica Geller, Phoebe Buffay and Ross Geller (via quotefriends)

[quotefriends]

“Rachel: I don’t like guys with boring jobs Chandler: And Ross was what? A lion tamer?”

— Friendsquote: Rachel Green and Chandler Bing (via quotefriends)

[quotefriends]

“Ross: Your money is mine, Green. Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller!”

— Friendsquote: Ross Geller and Rachel Green - 01x18 The One with All the Poker (via quotefriends)

[quotefriends]

[Phoebe arrives to tell the gang about her submariner boyfriend.] Phoebe: He resurfaces like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together. Rachel: So, wait — this guy goes down for, like, two years at a time? [Chandler, mouth full, groans in frustration.] Monica: That’ll teach you to lick my muffin. [Chandler, mouth full, groans in frustration again.]

Phoebe Buffay, Rachel Green and Monica Geller - 02x23 The One with the Chicken Pox 

[quotefriends]

“Ross: I’m Doctor Ross Geller Rachel: Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? That actually means something here”

— F.R.I.E.N.D.S: Ross Geller and Rachel Green (via quotefriends)

[quotefriends]

[Phoebe has chicken pox and is being forced to wear oven mitts so as not to scratch] Ross: Oh, look, look, a low budget puppet show! Phoebe: [laughs sarcastically] It’s such a shame you can’t see what finger I’m holding up.

Ross Geller and Phoebe Buffay - 02x23 The One with the Chicken Pox 

[quotefriends]

Chandler: I’ve had a very long, hard day

Friendsquote: Chandler Bing - 05x02 The One with All the Kissing (via quotefriends)

[quotefriends]

“Phoebe: This is a bear claw.. Okay, Turkey Leg.. And old lady Chandler: What an interesting approach to guitar instructions”

— Friendsquote: Phoebe Buffay and Chandler Bing - 05x11 The One With All Resolutions (via quotefriends)

[quotefriends]

Chandler: Okay, worst case scenario. Say you never feel like a father. Ross: Uh-huh. Chandler: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this. Ross: Do you have a point? Chandler: You know, you’d think I would.

Chandler Bing and Ross Geller - 01x17 The One with Two Parts, Part 2 

[quotefriends]

[Joey stares at Monica’s fake breasts.] Monica: Joey, they’re not real. Joey: …Uh, what? Monica: Mine start miles beneath the surface. See. [squeezes one twice, it goes “HONK, HONK”] Chandler: Wow, it’s like porno for clowns.

Monica Geller, Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing - 02x22 The One with the Two Parties  (via quotefriends)