@friskychisk said: I went into a dnd campaign trying to wreck it from the inside out, so I made a soft boy drow bard who plays a contrabass balalaika. which is just this big ass russian lute thing, and then bargained with the dm to use it as my only weapon by giving it blunt damage. I call it the funk hammer.
i was curious so i looked the instrument up and!!! yeah that thing certainly looks like it could kill some folks!!! did you have to roll a strength check every time you used it cause it looks like it would take some muscle lol
anyways i like your bards style, kill ‘em with funk















