The Frittte Clerk has to be one of the most underrated characters.
She reads trashy futuristic celebrity magazines.
She approves of WLW.
She is not aware of the economic reality.
She thinks her job is dumb.
She tells us not to F with Frittte (and also roasts us for trying to steal a plastic poncho).
She will not let the stealing thing go, by the way.
She’s so going to gossip about us when we’re gone.
Anyway, this has been a Frittte Clerk appreciation post.















