You know how in the movie the Princess and the Frog, Tiana is this hardworking young woman who unwittingly turns into a frog because she kissed a broke prince (who got turned into a frog)?
Okay so what if Louis is this hard-working, struggling musician and part-time bartender who is working to save up for his own production company or something. This famous singer comes into town and decides to have an after-party at the club/bar that Louis works in. He’s so not impressed by the singer and thinks he’s a bit too cocky and self-centered.
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Party ends, the lights dim, and the club’s deserted. Louis brings the cleaning stuff out, starts mopping the floor. He’s the only one left in the club, so he starts humming a song he’s been working on.
Suddenly, noises.
It sounds like a ribbit of a frog or something??
So he glances around, mutters how “I’m going mental, that’s it,” shakes his head when he sees a frog on one of the tables.
Louis screeches, and then chills for like a minute when he realizes it’s just a frog on a table.
Until the frog starts talking.
Louis is like, “what the fuck, m8?” and questions his own sanity for like 15 minutes until the frog, who sounds an awful lot like the famous singer, finally manages to convince Louis he’s that guy.
He’s Harry Styles, dammit.
They talk for an hour, and Louis finds that he actually kind of likes this..frog version of Harry ?? Also he’s been talking to a frog wtf.
Harry explains that he was tricked by his shady agent Simon into trying this drink, which turned him into a frog.
Louis, being the good-hearted person he is, asks how he can help Harry turn back into a human.
Frog!Harry suddenly goes quiet and is like...”well, I need to be kissed. By a human...”
“Like in a fairy tale or wot?”
“Yeah.”
So Louis makes a cursory glance around and says, “I don’t see any princesses here, sorry love.”
Harry’s like, well, I don’t really fancy princesses anyway.
Some flirting later, Louis finally decides, k, I’ll kiss this...frog version of a platinum artist. Is this an acid trip? He’s still not sure if this is really happening.
He picks up frog!Harry and then plants a kiss on him.
But instead of turning into a frog, Louis turns into a hedgehog, and poor frog!Harry stays as a frog.
Louis runs around in his tiny hedgehog form in a panic.
“Oi Sonic, stop running around, we need to figure out how to get out of this madness.”
So then they go on an adventure or something and true love happens. Lol idk yet I haven’t thought through this part yet.
