#frogtf

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Don't go to That bog!

You picked the wrong bog to go swimming in!

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Ugly outside and inside

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Toad-ally Awesome

What better way to spend the day then being a toad?

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Sketchy Frog 2

Do not eat the Frog Slime

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I'm a 25-year old blonde, want more than anything to be gradually turned into a frog. My tongue lashing out to eat flies, croaking, laying eggs, the whole package

You’ll be driving at an incredibly fast speed and you’ll accidentally swallow a fly. 

You’ll practically gag–it’ll feel SO gross. You’ll run into the closest gas station and buy a bottle of water and a bottle of Pepsi. You’ll chug both, trying to get the taste out of your mouth. You’ll go about your day as best you can. 

The weird thing is that your skin will feel slimy. You’ll wash your hands constantly, but they’ll still be sticky. Your clothing will be very uncomfortable. Even stranger, you’ll find that you have a ton of excess gas, even at night. You’ll have finished the Pepsi several hours ago, but it seems like you have a terrible case of the burps, especially when you try to speak. 

You’ll wake up the next day and be shocked to find that your arms are shorter, but your legs are longer. Worse, both your hands and feet will be webbed. You’ll call in sick to work, burping into the poor receptionist’s ear. You’ll stay around the apartment, worried. You’ll notice that you’re beginning to walk funny. 

On Day 3, you’ll moan as you realize your ass is huge. You’re probably twice as thick as you should be. You’ll start to yell, but you’ll interrupt yourself with a loud CROAK instead. Your eyes will get wide as you notice your slimy skin is starting to turn sort of a green-brown. Your nose will be bigger too. 

You’ll catch your first fly on Day 4, and you’ll be terrified at how good it tastes. You’ll use your clumsy hands to order a case on the Internet. Your boss has stopped calling you, and you suspect you won’t have a job for much longer. 

By the time you start squatting to lay eggs, you’ll be only half human, and you’ll have trouble remembering your name.

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Don’t be rude to a gypsy @wild4348 provided the original stock image.

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Time Flies