#fromathousanddeaths

[iamsguitarsgod-blog1]

[Nathan] I guarantee you won't get half as many groupie sluts now that you're married.

Ja, dat ams… unfortunates. But love ams stupids dat way. -smirks-

[fromathousanddeaths]

"It’s not a matter of bossing you," she answered. "That’s not my place, it’s more like-"

Nathan waved her down. “Murderface, I’m gonna agree that it sucks balls to let some crazy fuckin’ New Age goddess come into your place and start preaching to you about crystals and parallel dimensions and astral planes and shit.”

Loretta gave him an indignant look and started to protest but he shushed her again. “But there’s a payoff to outweigh all that other bullshit- having special powers totally fucking kicks ass.” He paused to let that sink in. “It’s like sitting through Spanish class all semester just so you can bang the hot senora teacher who’s been making eyes at you since midterms.”

"I wish to point out that I am still not offering sex," Loretta added primly. Nathan shushed her again with a slightly more frustrated shush.

[murderbybass]

"Wait.. Does thish mean I havf to learn to schpeak schpanish now? I'm not leaning schpanish if I'm not getting laid," he spat out with agitation. Why is it so hard to get laid. "Hm. But the super powersh doesh schound pretty good. Can we use them for evil?"

[thebaked--baker]

fromathousanddeaths

[text] Toki. I learnt to do some magic stuff. Wanna check it out? S’pretty awesome.

[Text; Nathan] Ums, ja, orden. Hvor er du?

[thebaked--baker]

-muffled laughter--

no man is worth the aggravation

that's ancient history, been there done that---