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* Pobody's Nerfect This Mess Is A Place Hey there all you regular jackoffs. This is an Independent Roleplay Blog for Murderface from Metalocalypse. Tracking: murderfacepiss Icon by: mega-ashra

[murderbybass]

[WM] Guess who's back.

"Is it schomething that I schould care about?"

[murderbybass]

Heys murderface...where haves yous beens?" Toki blinked when he saw Murderface, toki was holding his deddy bear in his arms.

"Mind your own business, Toki!"

[murderbybass]

//sorry for the absence. I plan on returning but I don't know when it will be.//

[t-h-u-g-l-i-f-e]

[takesmetothefoodlibrary-deactiv]

"Don’ts bloods kinds of smells bads?" Toki mentions.

[murderbybass]

"Blood schmells like metal. And ischn't that what we're about? Metal?"

[murderbybass]

a young Swedish blond with blue eyes poked her head around the corner "h-hellos? Ams you Murderface??" She blushed a bit due to being shy.

Oh, a lady. Murderface puffed up his chest. ”Yeah, that’sch me.”

[sapphiraskwigelf-blog]

She blinked and smiled ” Hellos, i usts wanted to meet yous, i heards alot abouts yous” She tilted her head and looked at him with a kind cute smile and giggled.

[murderbybass]

"Ooh.. well.." He cleared his throat switch to his flirting voice. "You can do more than just meet me."

[murderbybass]

[WM] Is that a tooth you're holding? Never mind, just stay here while I get some milk to rinse it with.

"Itsch a little weird that you usche milk to clean. Moscht people usche schoap."

[whitemagusblackclock]

"Not a tooth that’s been knocked out of your face," she argued. "That would only damage it. I want that thing relatively clean before I try to reattach it to your gums." She held out a glass of milk. "Drop it in there."

[murderbybass]

He let his tooth drop into the grass and heard it make a delicate 'tink' sound as in hit the bottom. He ran his tongue through the gap where his tooth used to be. The gum was still tinder. "I won't have to schee a dentischt will I?" 

[murderbybass]

[WM] Is that a tooth you're holding? Never mind, just stay here while I get some milk to rinse it with.

"Itsch a little weird that you usche milk to clean. Moscht people usche schoap."

[murderbybass]

*Sucker punch to the jaw* "Ya fackin asshole!"

"AH!" The impact forced him to take a step back and his hand covered his face where he was hit. "Fuck you, you fucking assch hole! I think you knocked out my fucking tooth."

[pickleslovesvodka-deactivated20]

"Then don’t go around punchin people!  You had to know this was comin… it was a matter of time.  I didn’t even drink all tha liquor!  There was more in tha kitchen, ya know, tha underneath cabinet???"

[murderbybass]

"When I aschked if you drank all the liquor, you schaid yesch! What elsche wasch I schupposche to think?"

[murderbybass]

*Sucker punch to the jaw* "Ya fackin asshole!"

"AH!" The impact forced him to take a step back and his hand covered his face where he was hit. "Fuck you, you fucking assch hole! I think you knocked out my fucking tooth."

[babyanimalposts]

[epsee]

ANIMETAL

[wartoothandnail]

I tried

[cajunmess]

Transparent Murder!Cupid for your dash.

Because fuck you, that’s why.

[holographicjudiverse-deactivate]

you think of the perfect url for your tumblr, you go and quickly type it in the browser, your heart is racing, you nearly faint when the page finally loads instead of giving an error message and the only thing you see there is this:

[murderbybass]

a young Swedish blond with blue eyes poked her head around the corner "h-hellos? Ams you Murderface??" She blushed a bit due to being shy.

Oh, a lady. Murderface puffed up his chest. "Yeah, that'sch me."

[murderbybass]

"No, itsch NOT cool. It fuck schucksch ballsch! Now you know how in feelsch to be me."

[fromathousanddeaths]

No, I don’t.

[murderbybass]

"You're ah fucking dick."