Which Hephaestion for you is more sexy: relaxed in a hot bath? Sweaty and covered with grains of sand and oil while wrestling in a palaestra? Or in new shiny badass armor?
fool.....in this house we respect and adore all hephaestions............

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Which Hephaestion for you is more sexy: relaxed in a hot bath? Sweaty and covered with grains of sand and oil while wrestling in a palaestra? Or in new shiny badass armor?
fool.....in this house we respect and adore all hephaestions............
In the continuation of the discussion of your appearance ... We all know that you prefer to be clean-shaven. Do you also remove your chest hair or hair on other parts of your body?
my body hair is the perfect balance between clean and trimmed and society’s expectation of my manliness thank you very much. you’d think considering the dirt we march through every fucking day some people’s ideas about appearance might change but god forbid we become “””effeminates”” like those egyptians or worse, women
Thanks for the answer about Porus and the hot kings! I seriously regret that I couldn't be with you on that campaign.;) I hope neither Porus nor Abdolanimus allowed himself to flirt with you or some of your hot generals?
they all flirt with me as they should
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But… but… * trembling lips* but it’s destiny!
Nope. No. Nyet. Nein. *shakes head* XD. You're talking about the fic version of dark matter. The world explodes when different universes collide. <3 I love Oliver Platt as Porthos btw.