(She may not be drunk) loki! Loooooki my beautiful tricksy god, you beautiful silvertongued prophet of asgard. I made red velvet rum cuppycakes, i saved you a bunch. Also i got a chocolate strawberries massacured in chocolate vodka.
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“What percentage do I get, huh? . . . How much of that vodka even made it into the strawberries?”










