YOU CAME OUT OF THE ASS END OF NOWHERE AFTER 6 MONTHS TO CHAT, INFORM ME YOU'VE BEEN DIVORCED FOR A YEAR, OFFER TO TAKE ME ON A DATE (FAIL TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE DAY I SAID WOULD WORK FOR ME), MAKE THIS UNINTELLIGIBLE STATEMENT, AND THEN ASK THIS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD FEELING THAT I COULD GUESS IN ONE TRY. Like the tiniest piece of me hoped this was "he's really interested and wants to get back to talking and maybe actually meet" BUT NO. BECAUSE A FUCK BOI IS A FUCK BOI IS A FUCK BOI NO MATTER HOW OLD OR HOW LONG HE WAS MARRIED FOR PREVIOUSLY. COME TO THINK OF IT I'VE NEVER MET A GUY WHO'S INTERESTED IN ME THAT ISN'T A FUCK BOI. which leads me to believe either all guys interested in me are some foreign species, or all men are truly fuck bois and all those not interested in me are another species. *screams eternally and turns self into one of those lizards that shakes really fast and sinks into the sand* *also a lesbian* I am the lesbian screaming sand lizard. Leave me the fuck alone. #thefinalstraw #ihavelostit #fromthispointon #noneshallpass #thesethighs
