#frontbutt

[aunti-christ-ine]

? Will Conservatives force Christie to have the baby?

[wagainer]

Love that hang!  yes, please!

[suddenlyscales]

Another shameless selfie because why not. . . . #bluehair #frontbutt #tattooedmom

[wagainer]

nice! Love that apron!

[neo-punks]

i was just told to give this character a “big juicy ass” but i’m drawing him from the front, you cant SEE his ass, and the response was “put it on the front”

[azu-arted]

Front-butt

[djhype1983]

Be careful out there fellas. #metoo @faithfulmalecommunity #frontbutt

[spankerella]

The Vagina Dialogues

These other ladies did not realize I was in the mailbox area earlier. I was grabbing my mail, and they walked to the next section of cubbies over mid-conversation, and I hear...

“Girl, he was trying to sexy-talk, and I told him if he kept calling it the front butt, he wasn’t getting anywhere near mine.”

They certainly knew I was there after I busted out laughing. Dear Lord, I hope they know this dialogue is going in a book somewhere. I wonder how the gnomes feel about this term. Girls, don’t let anyone try and get at your front butt by thinking the words front and butt together constitute sexy discourse.