#fry thief

[bluelizardlives]

Somebody's trying to sneak off with a fry.

[crossroadsdiner]

@evilspicer replied (+)

Jack paused, a french fry dangling from his half-open mouth. “What? You’d kill me over food?” He joked, slurping the fry into his mouth fully and swallowing. “Don’t think so.” It was almost like he was challenging her. Almost. But he could see the twinkle in her eye and knew she wasn’t serious. Well, not entirely.

“Do you doubt me, Mr Spicer?” Lux threateningly waves a fry at Jack. Its soggy and limp from cooking in old oil and spending too much time under heat lamps before being served.

“I will gut you with this fry to tear that one out of you.” she pretend the soggy fry is a sword, waving and thrusting it at Jack.

[rebeccaelizabeth22]

Truth

[yosukehasghosts]

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-Snorting, she clicks her tongue and begins to turn away. But not before she delivers a swift kick to the rump- I’ll have you know… I would take French fries over you any day, Yo-perv. You won’t be getting any french fries from me. No sharing.

Unenthused with her violent reaction, he immediately turns and pins her with a blank look. Yosuke’s used to this, and maybe a part of him even enjoys it, but that doesn’t mean he’s willing to give her the satisfaction by saying as much. So he lets his mouth fall into a makeshift frown. 

“I know y’would. But you’d miss me eventually.” Now the start of a slow and recognizable grin twitches his lips. “Tons of shit I can do those fries can’t, fry thief.” It takes genuine effort to keep a knowing look from hooding his gaze. 

[yosukehasghosts]

-Though she fully intends to make him follow her, she just can't figure out how to entice him. Finally, she leaves a bag of honey butter chips at his feet. Turning to leave, she decides against it and picks it up to munch on herself- heh heh heh.

To say he’s ever had a bag of the snacks she suddenly procures, wouldn’t be true. But to say he’s never wanted to try, well, that would be a lie. He stares at the bag set before his feet, and has all the intention of taking it for himself before she takes it back with a speed he isn’t pleased with. Taking stock of her expression, he stops the whir of his thoughts and lets his shoulders roll up into a shrug. “Mail me when y’get back.” He turns to leave instead, letting a grin fold his mouth over only once it’s out of view.

[yosukehasghosts]

What's orange... but sounds like a parrot? Haha. Get ready for this... you won't believe it. -she leans in to whisper with a quirky expression along her features- A carrot.

Part of him is starkly reminded of the days long before she’d ever been his roommate. She was merely a nuisance then, an annoying young woman he more often than not could bum free food and drink off of. That doesn’t make her lame attempt at a joke any easier for him to wait through. The only saving grace seems to be the fact she closes in, and even that’s pushing it. “Y’know what’s not orange and I fuckin’ wish was a parrot..?” He sends her a hooded look that says it all, immaturity colouring his words.

[yosukehasghosts]

Hoo-rench-ee hoo-rai-ee. Please.

“Keep begging.”

[yosukehasghosts]

French fries. Please and thank you. -her grin almost goes impish as she thinks back on earlier times- I'm starving. French fries... or I hide all your cigs.

“Y’say that like you’re going to be around long.” Mirroring her grin now, if it’s obnoxious, he certainly doesn’t mind. Her threats were mild at best, if not plenty. He can make due with the stash he’s hidden here, even if she goes about ransacking his collection back in seoul.