#fsmhs

[everlarkingjoshifer]

(Watching the first hunger Games.)

Hubby glancing at the screen as he passes by: *sigh* fuck Gale man. Whiny ass bitch.

Me:*laughs* god, I love you.

Hubby: it's true though. He could've easily volunteered in Peeta's place but instead he kept quiet and then when Katniss came back he did the wounded puppy routine. If he really loved her he would've done what Peeta did in catching fire. He had every opportunity to do so but instead he whined and bitch and moaned all while he could've used that time to really protect katniss. Gtfoh. Nah, he didn't love her. He wanted to posses her.

Me: *impressed* DAMN 😮

[everlarkingjoshifer]

Watching the first Hunger Games movie.

Gale comes into the woods calling Katniss Catnip.

Hubby: (glances at the screen and rolls his eyes) Ugh, not this jackass again!

[everlarkingjoshifer]

Hubs watching Future Man and Josh kisses Jeri in episode six...

Hubs: uh oh. Katniss wouldn’t be too happy if she found out Peeta has been kissing someone else...

[everlarkingjoshifer]

Hubs is playing a visual novel that is apparently very good.

Hubs: so there's actually a part I can choose a choice.

Me: choose a choice😐😐😐

Hubs: pauses for a moment and starts laughing 😂.

Me: yeah I know what you mean I jumped a jump last night.

Commence stupid laughing.

[everlarkingjoshifer]

Me: what is it with you and gale? Why do you hate his ass so much?

Hubs:

because he's a sleeze bag. He always trying to swoop in on katniss when peeta's not there. Peeta could toss him up like pizza dough. Fucken asshole. He dirty af. You don't see finnick doing that shit.fuck gale.

[everlarkingjoshifer]

Gale giving ideas to flush out the district two civilians.

Hubs: Gale has no chill.

[everlarkingjoshifer]

Katniss appears and her neck brace is removed showing her bruises.

Hubs: damn!

Me: yeah Peeta fucked her up pretty bad son.

Hubs: that's what bakers do.

[everlarkingjoshifer]

Hubs: katniss has some good hair for being in the middle of a war and being underground. What happened to that vitamin D deficiency?