Jan 31
grace: remember that lawn mower you bought a while back because you thought my grass in the front yard wasn't precisely perfect enough ? grace: it's taking way too much space in my garage, so either you're gonna come and pick it up or i'll donate it to whoever wants its lawn mowed first. grace: which apparently won't be you, because i've heard you've gone blonde and fully shaved. at least now you'll know that whoever dates you next, they must truly love you for you. / @andrewgarfied