pull the trigger piglet
send “✆” for a MORNING text.
[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] hey my dumb ass roommate forgot to charge his phone last night and he wanted me to remind you that you’re meeting him for lunch today[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] this is alek btw, in case you don’t have my number saved[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] kenan also says: good morning
send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
[ draft → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] you confuse the hell out of me. sometimes you actually talk to me and it feels like maybe we’re friends, but then the next day you leave the room the moment you see me. do i remind you of a time in your life you’d rather forget? is that it? i keep trying to think of how i might’ve fucked things up but i can’t. i wish i knew what was wrong so i could fucking fix this. am i just supposed to give up? fuck fuck fucking fuck
send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] hi i’m running late and literally nobody is answering my texts[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] where are all of you?????
send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] du betyr kså mye hfor meg[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] jeg szavner deg
send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] someone downstairs is playing sex jams really loudly
send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] i miss you[ draft → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] i’m sorry i was ever mad at you for leaving[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] sorry, wrong number
send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] sometimes i wish you never fucking moved here[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] you’re the one who left me behind[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] fuck you for acting like i’m the one who did something wrong
send “#” for a RANDOM text.
[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] did you know that an art collector once paid $10,000 for a “non-visible” sculpture created by james franco? he literally paid ten grand for air[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] you seemed down earlier, thought that might cheer you up[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] hope i didn’t overstep
send “@” for a SCARED text.
[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] maybe it’s a good thing we’re not really friends any more[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] part of me is still scared you’re going to disappear again[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] it’s better like this, i guess
send “&” for a LOVING text.
[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] your art’s amazing but it feels a little sad sometimes[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] you don’t deserve that[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] that’s all i wanted to say
send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] your latest exhibition, there’s a portrait of a blurred figure[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] who’s the guy? or girl. asking for a friend
send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] a guy i know says he’s a fan of your work and he wants to commission a painting!! and he’s willing to pay A Lot. let me know if you’re interested and i’ll send you his contact details!
send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] sometimes i think i still love her and that terrifies me[ draft → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] jfc alek you fucking idiot[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] that was meant for someone else, my bad
send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] i think you’re the first person i ever loved who wasn’t family[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] sometimes i wonder why it’s so hard for me to let people in[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] but then i remember that i let you in and you just left[ text → 🚫DO NOT CALL ] no goodbye, nothing, you were just gone