📱- Rydell
1. What was my muses 5 last sent texts yours?
Uriel: You think Sheriff Deluded would notice if I fucked with all his pens so that they only write the word ‘balls’? Uriel: I’m going to give it a go. Uriel: What’s the point of magic if I can’t use it for my own entertainment at the expense of others? Uriel: I’ll update you in real time, darling, so you can experience the sheer dogmatic power of one Jack Justice. Uriel: Idiot.
2. What was my muses 5 last unsent texts yours.?
Uriel: My ex is in the hospital again.Uriel: I’m still his emergency contact. Uriel: I don’t even live in the UK anymore, what the hell am I supposed to do?Uriel: I’ll call his brother.Uriel: Why do I still have his brother’s number?
3. What was my muses last snapchat to yours?
Ha, you think Uriel has a snapchat? He’s an old man, he doesn’t do social media. And if he did, he’d limit himself to dating sites and Instagram so he could continue to be vain but in a more public setting. It’d be a great way to maintain that constant reassurance he needs.
4. What my muse saved your number as?
Ryde or Die
5. What contact photo my muse has set for yours?
6. What ringtone my muse has set for yours?
Sinnerman - Nina Simone
7. How many times my muse has called your this week?0 times - He also doesn’t really call all that much unless something dire is going on.9. How many calls has my muse missed from yours?
4 - Uriel lives by the motto ‘if it’s important, leave a voicemail’