A Surprise Just F☻rk You!
fuchsiatyrant
When you're employed as a professional super villain and dressed like a clown, every day is fun. It's really the little things that make Harley happy though. Long walks on the beach, playing fetch with her pet hyenas, cute shoes, and bank robberies mostly. Ah, but today was a special day, one unlike any other Harley had had so far in her time in Hive City. To say she was excited about what was to come was the understatement of the year.
"Heyyy!" She yelled to get her new pal's attention as if the jingling of metal in her backpack wasn't loud enough already. After the short jog to get to their meeting place, Harley hopped to a stop and raised her arms as if she'd performed an incredible feat, then removed the backpack shaped like a teddy bear. "Nabbed these from a restaurant just down the road there," a half-hearted motion toward a gathering crowd in the distance, "figured as much silverware as those places got, they won't miss a couple a' pieces anyway, so we don't gotta worry about the fuzz. Plus I got us some bacon quiche!" There was a small pile of shining forks and knives on the ground around the backpack, but she was more concerned with the take-out boxes she was holding. "Do ya want some? Can't go learnin' how ta off suckers on an empty stomach!"
