#fuck monkey

[caffeineinducedmd]

One of my patients got transferred to the ICU because of something I missed

[genocideandcharm-blog]

Things Emma will have canon sex with:

People Emma will supposedly never have canon sex with:

Because THAT makes sense.

[thetripbeginswithakiss]

[stealing-persephone]

So we just dropped off my sister, aka my best friend, at SDSU and all of my friends are acting like I'm going into some type of mourning. I find it hilarious and slightly annoying.

We didn't really have one of those hallmark goodbyes. I told her, "see you on the flip side betch! Love YERRR!." And that was it. She got out of the car and scurried over to her hall meeting. I guess since I wrote her a letter I didn't really feel the need to have an 'ugly cry' goodbye. Don't get me wrong, I love and miss my sister. BUT, just because she's not right next to me everyday does not meant that I won't be able to function. Just because I cannot physically "see" her presence does not mean that I won't have an amazing senior year with the people that I love and care about. Just because she's gone does not mean that I'm not going to live. I'm actually getting pretty tired of people asking, "What are you going to do with yourself now that Janine is gone?" Well bitch, this is what I'm going to do: I'm going to get up everyday and shower, I'm going to go to school and blatantly flirt and stare at all the guys I find attractive, I'm going to maintain a good GPA so that I can go to college, I'm going to work fucking hard as shit at water polo and swim practice, I'm going to go to football games, go on dates, hang out with my friends, I'm going to embark on a journey of health and fitness, I'm going to go to parties and dances. I'm going to fucking live bitch. What the fuck are you going to do?

[wicks6-blog]

lmfao wow......my friends are idiots -_____- thanks broskis