#fuckfaceposting

[wormbraind]

i feel like if alec had a pet he would have a cat who fucking hated everyone, including him. however, whenever he gave someone else attention, it would get really annoying and knock shit over. if someone else gives him attention, it’s immediately purring on his lap and being the Nicest Cat Ever so that no one can replace it. aisha has to turn her power up to the max if she wants to go to wherever the hell alec lives to avoid its wrath and she swears it can see her anyway.

alec probably names it something like fuckface btw. fuckface is kinda sad when he dies

[wormbraind]

I'm going to include fuckface in more posts and just pretend like it exists in worm canon. what do you mean you don't remember fuckface? i guess it's cause it's alec's cat and he's kinda a background character