#fucking complex

[unusual-serendipity]

I don't even know how to begin to explain what I've been feeling lately.

[seddiaandthegreatcometof1812]

Me explaining the family tree to my non oncer friend

Me: omg I watch this show with the most complex family tree

Friend: let me hear it

Me: ok so this kid's adoptive mom is also his step great grandma and his other grandma's ex boyfriend hit on his mom and the ex boyfriend is also the adoptive father of the kid's son. The kid's grandpa dated his step great grandma aka adoptive mom's mom. The kid's grandma killed his step great great grandma. There's more, do you want to hear the full family tree?

Friend: no thank you...HOW DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? YOU ARE A LIKE A SUPER GENIUS OR SOMETHING

Me: Idk I just do

Guy: *says his weird nickname for me* 

Me: Hiiii

Guy: you have a good memory if you remember that

Me: I swear to god if you watch the show you can remember that

Guy: it's impossible the show sounds pretty complicated, what's it called anyway?

Me: Once upon a time

Guy: sounds like fairy tales

Me; it is about fairy tales you should watch it

Guy: not if the family tree is that complicated

Me: well then 

[cocktease-nagisa-blog]

TUMBLR, DO NOT EAT MY MESSAGES RIGHT NOW