#fucking dammit

[hokak]

I NEED A CAPTAIN HOOK FANFIC THAT'S OVER 40,000 WORDS LONG AND WHERE HOOK ISN'T SHIPPED WITH ANY FUCKING CHILDREN

[starryeyeddreamer21]

My grandma telling me to talk to my mom: and don't be sarcastic

Me, genuinely confused: I mean I don't know how I'd be sarcastic in this conversation but okay

Me: *texts my mom*

My mom: *answers passive aggressively*

Me: *answers sarcastically*

Me: ... oh no

[shotoandhamiltonchaos]

Before I get my ass kicked for being on the mp4 player I have announcement

I am grounded so I will be off til next Thursday :')

Wow franziska following the rules? Damn

[keydekyie]

[toddles angrily]

[imminentchaos089]

My level of idiocy:

When I walk into the MCU portion of my hyperfixation, I’m all about Wanda getting happiness eventually and an ending that doesn’t turn her into a fucking villain. And maybe some Agatha Harkness action, since she basically acts like Billy’s mom at this point. So I’m a Wagatha shipper, and I love Rio but I have my issues with it.

But the second I’m thinking about Midnight Suns, I’m fanfic writing an ending that is a (Female) Hunter/Wanda fix-it where they have each other and can commiserate over the hell they’ve been through and teach each other how to heal and love.

I have problems. But honestly, I shipped nothing until I learned about Nico shipping Hunter/Wanda and then I got Wanda back in my game and I thought she’d only flirt with male Hunter but NOPE. How tf does a video game interpretation of my favorite character flirting with my character make me turn so many COLORS?

IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE WHEN READER INSERT FANFIC WRITERS MAKE VIDEO GAMES?

[lil-bobcatz]

I am. . . . VERY... normal about this dumb dumb- (Please lord help me i cannot handle myself around bastards with lipstick and are zesty, I am going FERAL over wanting to kiss him-)

[ceruleanterrapin]

I told our dad about our dream to live abroad and in layman's terms I basically got told "I don't believe in you"

[lepusrufus]

Stuck in "I said this would be a quick and easy sketch and now I'm rendering fucking scales" hell so have this very serious Rhaneyra doodle