#fucking interns

[jafarkree]

Attractive interns should be illegal.

Doubly so if they have accents.

[xislikey]

Fucking Photons 3

Engineer: And sometimes they're purely virtual!

Stage Manager: Not sure what good virtual interns are

Engineer: Well, sometimes they're good for taking blame, right?

Stage Manager: Wait

Stage Manager: wait hold on

Stage Manager: Are you literally saying

Stage Manager: that part of science is basically

Stage Manager: I blame the intern for fucking up but he doesn't actually exist

Engineer: Well, kind of

Engineer: Some force interactions and energy levels (such as in a vacuum) are explained by "virtual" particles

Engineer: Where particles pop into existence and then collapse out of existence

Engineer: As an expression of the force or energy embodied in the state

Stage Manager: ...so

Stage Manager: literally interns

[grumpypharmtech]

Interns

I really can submit stories for days, makes me think that I should make my own blog. 

But the story goes ...

I really really really really hate Interns. I'm sorry but the majority lack the common sense to walk into a retail pharmacy and "work". And what irks me most is that they all want residencies and never ever want to work retail, saying it will be their last resort and that retail has no place for them to expand their knowledge as a future pharmacist. BLAH BLAH BLAH

So our intern has been with us for 6 months. When a customer asks for a pharmacist, instead of offering what knowledge she has, she brings my pharmacist over for everything. When people call for transfers or have questions she avoids them by saying she hasn't been taught that in school.

So every one and their mothers know Z-paks are a 5 day supply. AND I MEAN EVERYONE. Our patients all know it. That was the first thing I learned walking into the pharmacy. And without fail, every time we get an e-script for a Z-pak, she always always always gets in wrong. 4 days, 6 days, 8 days, 12 days. She gives me all the days in the book except FIVE .. really? PDX automatically autopopulates the day supply field for you and you feel the need to change it. And you say you want to be a pharmacist and you can't simply remember something a technician like me knows. Just because you're a pharmacy intern and don't want to work in retail means you can just do as you please and put whatever day supply you'd like on the script. Because when you leave, you won't have to deal with the insurance audits that come around 10x a year and how we explain to those idiots how we had one idiot who didn't know how many day supply a Z-pak was.

THANKS, but NO FUCKING THANKS. I was fine before you decided to go to pharmacy school. and I will continue to be fine without you. Waste of space in my pharmacy.

[allegoryace]

Repeat after me:

I WILL NOT WASH MY ENVIRONMENTAL SAMPLES IN THE COMMON AREA SINK.

I WILL NOT WASH MY ENVIRONMENTAL SAMPLES IN THE COMMON AREA SINK.

I WILL NOT WASH MY ENVIRONMENTAL SAMPELS IN THE COMMON AREA SINK.

I WILL NOT WASH MY DIRTY E. COLI-RIDDEN ENVIRONMENTAL SAMPLES IN THE COMMON AREA SINK WITH MY FILTHY GLOVES SMEARING CONTAMINATED LIQUID ALL OVER THE PLACE.