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It has taken me 8 hours to get to the point where I can successfully print 1 signature (8 double sided pages)

#fucking printers #fanbinding #bookbinding #bookbinding with Becki

Ink levels low? My ass

It's been a FUCKING BATTLE and I'm in pain, but I've won.

I get the printer/scanner in the home network.

#Fucking Printers #Computers don't help you solve your problems they create new problems for you to solve #I need it for my little Dungeon Tiles business #Help a nerd Buy my Wares!

Why, in the year of 2023, do printers still use that fuckin' special USB connector

Switch that shit to USB c or make it so the wifi connection actually works

#techno babble #fucking printers #i have not slept yet #this is fine #unemployment nonsense

I'm about ready to scream.

So I have a PDF I want to print, but the print area on it is big. Bigger than my printer can handle. 34" by 22". Now, I could, I suppose, throw it onto a thumb drive and go to Staples or wherever, have them use a Big Printer to print it, but that's dealing with people, and I'd rather avoid that. Adobe Reader would print it spanning multiple pages of "whatever's in the printer", but I don't have that installed and would rather not. Adobe's software is very unpleasant to use and hard to get rid of.

But then I find out that my printer can apparently do the "print a too big image over multiple pages" thing. So I try that, and now that's failed twice in two different ways, thanks to scaling, which isn't even supposed to be possible and in fact the print dialog claims is impossible when you try it while using the "print across multiple pages" option, and my GOD I hate this thing.

I thought PDF was supposed to make it easier to get exactly the right thing printed, but can I get a printout where an inch is a fucking inch? No I can't.

#computers #printer #fucking printers #they're fucking cursed #even the ones that don't suck suck golfballs through a garden hose