#fuckinweird

[cuttlefishhair]

Dreaming of the nip. #cat#toothless#fuckinweird#lol#tongue#lick#milk#nursing#sleeping

[sailingawayforever]

We cute. 😬 #sactown #whatarewedoingthou #fuckinweird #weridos #scc (at Sacramento, California)

[anthonylongblog]

Hey guys, finally got around to uploading my find from the other night at the Memorial... Once again heard some creepy ass noises, but when I went to investigate, I tripped over a rock and uncovered a weird box full of notes and shit...

[lolyssah]

ok anons what in the fuck is going on why is everyone asking me about being a fucking blueberry this is so weird

[lolyssah]

haha I don’t think you would need to be worried about whether it would hurt or if you’d pop or explode or whatever. You should probably be worried about your clothes! I hope you’d be wearing stretchy…everything! This is all hypothetical of course but you know what I mean!

no I would literally worry about becoming an entirely different form of life is what I’m saying, you’re getting really strangely sexual with this and I’d like you to back the fuck off

[lolyssah]

LMAO omg lyssa I just imagined you walking down the street and you suddenly start to swell up or inflate like a blueberry! Not in a mean way haha omg sorry it was amazing tho!

this anon blueberry ask marathon is the silliest thing my tumblr inbox has ever experienced

[lolyssah]

I feel like in either scenario it would really SUCK because imagine if you were in a crowd of people or something?? Would you not be embarrassed? lmao

idk I feel I would be much more concerned about other things, such as my body is spontaneously morphing into a non-human object

[lolyssah]

haha First thing that pops into your head when you see Violet swell up into a big fat blueberry GO!

um…….a blueberry?