This is how bad things have gotten:
I told the poor woman over the phone at Navient that if i died they better stay away from my wife.
Like, don’t you fucking dare call looking for money. I’m dead. She shouldn’t live with the crippling anxiety, debt, feelings of failure and remorse i died with.
Then i told her that since bankruptcy was only an option for rich criminal fucks, I supposed killing myself was the most expedient way to remedy the issue.
Needless to say, her “restructured, lower payment of $478 a month” was fucking laughable at this point.
Fuck these leeches.
My generation will never recover.



















