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THE PAPER MACHETE 8/17/13 - THE MOLE REPORT: OBAMA-O-DEO CLOWN 

I was out on assignment, so our informant  MOLE THE RAT (Codename: MOLE) came in to blow the lid off the Obama Rodeo Clown conspiracy. You're welcome. 

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8/17/13 GREEN MILL COCKTAIL LOUNGE

[skullman1392]

Who wants premium seats to the Bears/Chargers game tomorrow???

On the 50-yard line, Club Level, facing the Bears sideline (section 209).

I've got 4 tickets that are face value $400 each, I'm selling them for less than half that price.

These are honestly the best seats in Soldier Field, you don't want to miss an experience like this!! Message me for details!!!

[chadthebird]

Hey so, you didn't like that one essay at the Machete last week? Ok, cool, well hardass, why don't you write a better one and bring it to THE MASH this Wednesday at 8PM?

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Hold on to your faces....HERE'S THE LINE-UP FOR SATURDAY THE 13TH! 

[chadthebird]

HEY CHICAGO! I'm hosting this tonight, so if you can't wait until tomorrow's show, come see me tonight!!

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THE PAPER MACHETE 03/23/13 -  TIME-OUTED

I break the story about TIMEOUT going completely digital and then ironically offer it to you via Tumblr. Bask in the delicious irony!!

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03/23/13 THE GREEN MILL LOUNGE 

[chadthebird]

Here's a pilot I did in Chicago. You can tell it's old school cuz we use the word CELL-PHONE. Also there are cell-phones. Remember those? Yeah...

Anyway I shot this with my roommates. All of them. It didn't take off but we got a free chicken out of it. 

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PAPER MACHETE 03/16/13 - THE HIGGS' BOOZE-ON

I educate the Green Mill on the Higgs' Boson discovery, despite the fact that I was perfectly drunk cuz it was St. Patty's Day weekend and I'm not gonna do what you tell me to do unless its drink on St Patty's Day.

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03/16/13 GREEN MILL LOUNGE