Keep it clean, What does that mean, You mean I can’t say ‘fuck’, ‘Cause ‘fuck’ is obscene. According to who? According to you. But what about me? Do I get to be offended too, At a word of my choosing, And stop you from using it, When I’m around. And I guess you’ll say, that it’s not about you, It’s society’s view, the word shouldn’t be said, Well, fuck me dead, that’s just passing the fuck-butt, People like me and you are society too. And every time we don’t say ‘fuck’, We pump that fucker up, ‘Til it’s fucking huge, But everyone thinks the word ‘fuck’ is rude. It’s just like the royal family, This linguistic monarchy. Words that are born into privilege. And raised from the cot, To be taught that they’re not, Like the other words in the playground. But the poor word ‘fuck’ must look around sometimes, And say, ‘what the fuck, I tried,’ ‘To be a normal word, and I don’t know how this occurred.’ But 500 years ago, some fat fuck in England, Preferred I wasn’t heard, So he referred the word, Up to the Board of Civility, Whose recent decisions included provisions, For tax offsets when keeping slaves. So their moral compass could clearly be trusted, And as a result the word ‘fuck’ got adjusted, To one not befitting virtuous lives, Then they went home and bashed their multiple wives. And I guess you’ll say there’s a time and a place, And some people don’t like the word ‘fuck’ in their face. And I get that, I know, I’m just trying to show it’s unfair. ‘Cause I don’t like the word ‘moist’ (moist). It offends me, it makes me feel ill, But everyone uses it still. If it were up to me, I’d outlaw ‘moist’ and set ‘fuck’ free. And there are other words as well, That have it far to easy, Like ‘sluice’ and ‘yeast’ and ‘kumquat’, ‘gluten’, ‘smegma’, ‘womb’ and ‘queasy’. And every time we don’t say ‘fuck’ (fuck this!), We pump that fucker up (fuck that!), And we justify the fucking fucks who still deny the fact (fuck them!), That everyone says ‘fuck’ (fuck me!), I do and so do you (fuck you!), And sometimes when I’m speaking (fuck him!), Only a ‘fuck’ will do (fuck who!?). It’s fucking earnt it’s place (fuck yeah!), And fucking saying ‘fuck’ is fun. The world has lots of fucking problems, But the word ‘fuck’ isn’t one.
