Hello everyone! I am the person what runs Fuck Yeah Stupid Metal Lyrics. I wrote a book! It is a humorous time travel adventure story, and, as you might expect from somebody who runs Fuck Yeah Stupid Metal Lyrics, it’s got a lot of metal references in it. This image is the cover! Many of the historical themes are drawn directly from metal, and while writing I tried to take the spirit and feeling of power metal and put it in this book. I put a lot of care into this thing over the last 5 years, and I couldn’t be more proud of it!
Anyway, here’s a link to the Amazon page (it’s an ebook, and it’s out now!), and if you’re interested, I’m putting the book description and the first 10% of the entire book behind the “Keep Reading” break, so you can see if it’d be something you’d like! Thanks for your time, folks!
Description:
“In this comedic historical time travel adventure fantasy, Dhlara and Jylling are two perfectly ordinary young people living in the modern day, until 19th century British general Arthur Wellesley walks into their lives. He transports them to the Ministries of Time, a group of secret organizations that exist at the edge of time which have control over absolutely everything that has ever happened. There, he gives them grave news: Napoleon Boneparte is ruining history. The French emperor, by going back in time riding on the back of a gigantic squid, has won the Battle of Waterloo, and is building upon that victory to rule the world. Dhlara and Jylling, says the Duke of Wellington, must stop Napoleon and save all of history and time itself. But they are not prepared for the places their adventure will take them, nor the outlandish people they will meet. They will learn that nothing is ever anything like what they expect.”
And since tumblr seems to be all fussy about pasting text and keeping the formatting, here’s a link to a Google Doc of the first 1/10th of the book!
