slides in erskine & val for that parents meme B)
who’s the one to wake up the kids:
neither! unless it’s school, then they fight about who has the leave the bed lmao.
erskine! when there’s time, at least.
who’s the one to cry for everything:
erskine lmao. he’s a big blubbering mess.
who’s the more discipline parent and who’s the more lenient one:
i feel like valkyrie would be more strict, and erskine more relaxed in normal circumstances. but when erskine gets out of the gaol, he’s p strict with things bc he needs to set an example too, and he can’t help if sarah goes overboard.
who helps with the science fair:
valkyrie, because she technically went to school much, much closer to sarah’s age than erskine did.
both of them! but erskine does it way more.
who wakes up for midnight feedings:
they take turns! but they fight about it, too.
who’s the one who always worries:
they both worry, but valkyrie worries more bc erskine is imprisoned, and then when he is out, she worries about what people are going to say/treat sarah bc of how they view her now.
who picks up the kids early from school for some fun:
erskine. he makes her swear not to tell valkyrie. it works every single time.
who’s the competitive parent:
again, both of them! but valkyrie more.
who’s the sucker for the puppy eyes:
erskine! sarah gets away with some things bc of it.
who makes the “dad jokes”:
erskine. all the dad jokes, no quarter given.
who embarrassed their kid for fun:
both of them, but erskine does it more.
who’s the over protective one:
valkyrie! mostly bc when your daughter’s father is a fucking war criminal and your alter ego killed a fuckton of people, you tend to make sure she either never figures out who her father is or you make sure he stays in fucking line to not make this whole mess worst lmao.
who’s the “take a sweater!” parent:
for some reason, neither.