#fumblr

[vintage-tigre]

[puppygirlarmpitsweat]

they should call it fumblr the way i fumble women on here please god please just let me sniff your pits and cum from grinding on your boots

[lesspopped]

not to ruin everyone's afternoon because I am also delighted they're rethinking this, but I did want to call attention to this part of the post specifically, because it, and the post in general, do seem to be corporate speak for "we're 100% going to try this (or something like it) again but hopefully you won't notice this time". and it could be that they'll actually listen to everyone and figure out less shitty solutions for whatever they're trying to accomplish here! I think there were some decent ideas buried deep beneath the garbage in this update, so if they manage to implement those without, say, making harassment easier or completely destroying the community aspect of the site, that could be great. but it could also mean they'll come up with something even worse. just keep an eye out, and honestly I would probably recommend continuing to provide them feedback on what, specifically, made this update so terrible, in the hopes that they will in fact take it into account.

[curlyboys]

another day, another pointless tumblr update.

[anetherealdawn]

was trying to type "fumbler of the century" and accidentally typed "fumblr" instead. Anyway new tumblr update where its the exact same except if you try to shoot your shot with another user the tumblr staff breaks into your home and beats you with crowbars and then hacks into your account to forcibly fumble for you

[lugiadepression]

You got to keep your spine if you know you are right. Users DON'T WANT THESE SHITS even if some chicken out of their opinion later in fear of the staff

Self-ripped post being right about Tumblrmart and other Tumblr fuckdates.

[mirkwood-hr-department]

Here's what probably actually happened.

Some asshole executive in a suit dialed into a zoom call from his yacht and said "you have to increase shareholder value" and the asshole VPs who wish they had their own yachts put together this godawful plan to "increase the userbase" by "gaining marketshare" by I'm too tired to come up with more corporate babble for "pretend we're like twitter and instagram because musk and zuck have a lot of money so if our site is like theirs then we'll have lots of money too" because for some asinine reason they think that what users want is seventy identical copies of the same social media app on their phone and not like, one unique site in a sea of bullshit. Everyone below the suits pushed back and said this is a horrible idea, and the suits didn't listen because suits only listen to Wall Street podcasts and other people in suits. If we're lucky, all the feedback we're leaving (you are leaving feedback on the feedback form, right?) will get compiled into a PowerPoint that some product manager shows to one of the assholes in a suit. If we're really lucky, that graph will predict money going byebye if they continue alienating their core userbase and the suits will backtrack and some devs somewhere will mutter "I fucking told you so" as they revert all those stupid stupid changes.

[kari-undrscr]

They need to fucking kill me for the fumble I just made

I fumble everything

Like everythinggg

...

I should try talking to that cute lesbo in second period...

Nah