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they should call it fumblr the way i fumble women on here please god please just let me sniff your pits and cum from grinding on your boots

#add tags #puppyposting #puppygirl #trans #transfem #fumblr #t4t puppygirl #subposting #armpits

not to ruin everyone's afternoon because I am also delighted they're rethinking this, but I did want to call attention to this part of the post specifically, because it, and the post in general, do seem to be corporate speak for "we're 100% going to try this (or something like it) again but hopefully you won't notice this time". and it could be that they'll actually listen to everyone and figure out less shitty solutions for whatever they're trying to accomplish here! I think there were some decent ideas buried deep beneath the garbage in this update, so if they manage to implement those without, say, making harassment easier or completely destroying the community aspect of the site, that could be great. but it could also mean they'll come up with something even worse. just keep an eye out, and honestly I would probably recommend continuing to provide them feedback on what, specifically, made this update so terrible, in the hopes that they will in fact take it into account.

#fumblr #jules.txt

another day, another pointless tumblr update.

#tumblr #fumblr #hellsite #.txt #there are soooo many good and easy features they could roll out if they wanted to play around with code and refresh things #such as: the OPTION to hide posts from the dash/search with filtered tags/content - bc seeing the thing i'm trying to avoid #- bc it triggers me - in stark centred writing is fucked and pointless. HIDE THAT SHIT. why filter but not hide that shit??

was trying to type "fumbler of the century" and accidentally typed "fumblr" instead. Anyway new tumblr update where its the exact same except if you try to shoot your shot with another user the tumblr staff breaks into your home and beats you with crowbars and then hacks into your account to forcibly fumble for you

#editing the tumblr logo to say fumblr took 5 minutes #ive gotten faster at editing shitposts im so proud #im tempted to tag this as aroace #aroace tumblr staff forcibly fumbles for users so hard like a group of evil cupids #tumblr #or should I say #fumblr #have people already made jokes about the misspelling of tumblr as fumblr??#i mean this hellsite is decades old so probably #tumblr staff #btw when I was typing I looked at ''fumblr of the century'' for like 5 minutes cause I thought something was off #and then I finally realized I misspelled fumblr and silently had to retype it LMAO #lele talks and talks and talks

You got to keep your spine if you know you are right. Users DON'T WANT THESE SHITS even if some chicken out of their opinion later in fear of the staff

Self-ripped post being right about Tumblrmart and other Tumblr fuckdates.

#Tumblr update #tumblrmart #fumblr

Here's what probably actually happened.

Some asshole executive in a suit dialed into a zoom call from his yacht and said "you have to increase shareholder value" and the asshole VPs who wish they had their own yachts put together this godawful plan to "increase the userbase" by "gaining marketshare" by I'm too tired to come up with more corporate babble for "pretend we're like twitter and instagram because musk and zuck have a lot of money so if our site is like theirs then we'll have lots of money too" because for some asinine reason they think that what users want is seventy identical copies of the same social media app on their phone and not like, one unique site in a sea of bullshit. Everyone below the suits pushed back and said this is a horrible idea, and the suits didn't listen because suits only listen to Wall Street podcasts and other people in suits. If we're lucky, all the feedback we're leaving (you are leaving feedback on the feedback form, right?) will get compiled into a PowerPoint that some product manager shows to one of the assholes in a suit. If we're really lucky, that graph will predict money going byebye if they continue alienating their core userbase and the suits will backtrack and some devs somewhere will mutter "I fucking told you so" as they revert all those stupid stupid changes.

#fumblr #tumblr enshittification #its always some asshole suits fault #not tolkien

They need to fucking kill me for the fumble I just made

I fumble everything

Like everythinggg

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I should try talking to that cute lesbo in second period...

Nah

#dykeposting #lesbian #masc lesbian #wlw yearning #fumblr #alt girl

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Oh, hi Fumblr! (altbcikeepgettingterminated, i-hate-funblr & lorynna-the-doxxer)

Wasn't three active accounts enough for you?

You had to make a new account to harass me with your lies but with special focus on how much you hate bisexual women this time? 😍

Now ain't those tags heartwarming. 👏

Your new account is approximately 4 hrs old and you're already reblogging the same posts of your friends, among them known biphobe @6b4tgsl & continuing on the pattern of attacking me with your lies. Must be a coincidence, right?

Btw, here is my reblog that you so conveniently left out:

I am so done with you biphobes.

All of this drama because I wouldn't respond to @womanwithoutname trauma dumping in a reblog to my post about pointing out biphobia, where she was essentially telling me that "this is not biphobic, shut up".

And after I didn't reply, some time later she pettily released accusatory anons about me, whining that I had dismissed her "sexual trauma" because I didn't respond to her reblog in which she was misconstruing & partly not even addressing most of the points that I had made?