#fun control

[deanwasalwaysbi]

It shouldn't be easier to get a gun than it is to get a therapist.

[unpopularly-opinionated]

I have no idea what ghost guns are but now all I can hear in my head is “spooky scary skeleguns, send bullets down your spine, bang bang!”

[sophiaisthatgirl]

[thevurp]

New Vurp!

New Post has been published on http://thevurp.com/nra-no-time-talk-gun-control-super-busy-burying-never-ending-pile-child-corpses/

NRA: "No Time To Talk Gun Control Because We're Super Busy Burying This Never-Ending Pile Of Child Corpses"

Wayne “Deadshot” LaPierre, Head of the National Rifle Association came out with an emotional statement explaining exactly why, after recent events, we shouldn’t be talking about gun control at this moment in time.

“Look, it’s completely unexpected but these children’s corpses keep appearing out of nowhere and we don’t know why. What’s important is that we bury these children and silently mourn them for quite a while before we even attempt to talk about gun control.” he said in an emotional speech at the NRA annual “Guntopia Conference”. “We have no idea how these children died apart from the fact that it was almost definitely probably a mental health thing, which is really bad, but nothing to do with guns.”. A tear rolled down his face as he picked up a limp child’s hand “It’s heartbreaking to see one less potential gun owner in the world.”

LaPierre threw each member of the crowd an AR-15 and reminded them that it’s “really important to only shoot 45 rounds per minute in a defensive manner” and also reminded them that if they were unsure of who the bad guys are, then to “listen to God or Fox News”.

[raifus]

[mykidjustsaid]

Had something to say yesterday. Unfriend. Unfollow. Unlike. Unacceptable.

[cassidysconscience]

I feel like people don't understand that gun control does not equal banning guns. The keyword is control. Control. CONTROL.