So there's this thing here on Google where you start typing a story or just a conversation and the computer has famous writers replace and reedit your work. Like a collaboration. So I gave it a try, not knowing how to do it. And literally it just ended up with me arguing with Edgar Allen Poe the whole time. He started off changing one of my sentences and it didn't make sense then it pretty much went downhill from there:
"Why is this jocose I don't-- get it uh. Why did someone just type here I don't accurately fathom ahaha What. An hour behind the fleeting breath, oh uh if you guys wanna write, go ahead. You're much far wiser than me. Marvelous try Edgar but 'much far wiser doesn't work'. Oh I behold you're trying to cover up your mistake with a big word. I don't imagine that makes sense either, broski. Edgar I stgumdrops. A good poet possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends. EDGAR CUT THE DRIVEL BRO LET FRIEDRICH WRITE. Oops sorry Shakespeare my egregious . I swear Edgar I'm going to punch thy buns if you don't stop. "Oh I like your version better Shakey thanks", he growled incoherently. Is it okay if I call thou like Spear or somethin' badass like that. Edgar what are you even doing I'm typing over here. Go home you're maddened by a brash desire. A desperate desire to piss me the embrace off. YOU WANNA GO PUNK. Oh right I imprudently forgot you don't like curse words sorry Spear. That's it Edgar you better lock your portal of change I"m coming to punch your face in. THE END."
Then the fucker had the audacity to think he could end the demo.