Eddie: You know, me and the guys were thinking.
Lita: *6 months pregnant* Oh no...
Eddie: What if we make a stroller that shoots out flaming metal Ormagodens? Give our kid a chance to kickass!
Jack the lift-op: Yeah man! I can already imagine it, the ultimate baby stroll of death!
Headbanger 1: Hell yeah dude! Your baby will be riding the fire beast himself!
Headbanger 2: Like a Titan dude!
Headbangers: Ooooooh!!!
Kill master: Make sure she'll have one my best spiders with her, keep her all healed up.
The Baron: Add some Tail Pipes, burn anyone that tries to get near her.
Lita: *sighs but sees how much Eddie and the others are excited for this* Okay, *smiles* Just make sure she'll be safe in it.
Eddie: Awesome!! You heard her boys! Let's make this the ultimate, most safest demon killing death machine ever! *runs off with the others*
Ophelia: You're not really gonna let your child ride in that are you?
Lita: When she's older. Plus, I have a feeling one or another, she'd end up in it anyways with her dad showing her how it works. *smiles as she watches the others build said baby stroller of death*
I've been playing Brutal Legend whenever I can before my meds kick in. I love this game immensely and have always Shipped Eddie/Lita. Nothing against those that ship Eddia and Ophelia! I like that ship as well but always loved the other more. I'm getting better btw, still can't open my jaw and being on a liquid diet really sucks but hey! Getting there!














