Funko Fic: Peggy and the dragon
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Rose: Well. That’s the creation of Stonehenge back in time where it belongs. What’s next?
Doctor: I’m hearing an alert from the TARDIS!
Rose: What’s it saying?
Doctor: Something about Earth... and a sword in the stone? Ah, must be another adventure to early Britain. But we’re already here? And someone’s been abducted and taken to a remote location? Take us where we need to go, old girl!
Peggy, musing to herself: Hm, my abnormal activities compass says this way, but that just looks like any old military barracks in Southern California. I’ve been to so many while working out here for the SSR that they all start to blend together.
Peggy: MERLIN’S BEARD! A dragon?! ...... Oh poor dear, a trapped dragon.
Baby dragon, telepathically into Peggy’s mind: Pwease hewp! Stuck! I want my mama!
Peggy: Are you talking in my mind!? Or have I finally lost it in this ungodly heat? Wait, don’t answer that. Alright, don’t worry. I know exactly who to call.
Doctor: Sunny SoCal! *sniffs* Smells like... late 1940s.
Rose: Ooo, Hollywood? Perhaps some classic movie star is secretly an alien trying to take over the world?
Doctor: That would be our luck, but no, seems like we’re further inland...
Doctor: Why, it’s Agent Peggy Carter! Putting the abnormality detector to good use, I see!
Peggy: I knew you two would come! So good to see you again.
Rose: *hugs Peggy* How can we help?
Peggy: I’ve got a problem only time travelers can solve.
Rose: You’ve captured a dragon!
Doctor: However did you manage it?
Peggy: I didn’t. Found the poor thing trapped like this with a sort of magic sword holding him in. From what I can gather, he’s a baby taken out of time and left here to be used for his firepowers.
Dragon, telepathically, crying and scared: Hewp! Stuck!! Mama!!
Rose: Don’t worry, we can get you home.
Doctor: *sonics cage and sword*
Peggy: You’re free! Climb out under the bars!
Dragon, telepathically: Too hot! Go home!
Doctor: Right you are, we can pop you home. Just hop in the box over here by the palm tree.
Peggy: Mind if I catch a ride back to London? I’ve had enough of this California summer!
Rose: Any time! I certainly know the feeling. Nothing quite like home.
Doctor: Ha! And here we are again! Funny how wibbley wobbly time is, eh? Big ol’ circle.
Peggy, to the dragon: Goodbye, now. Take care and don’t go getting abducted again. There’s a good lad.
Rose, to the Doctor, whispering: Should we take her back to New York instead, to him?
Doctor: We can’t interrupt the timeline, Rose. You know.
Rose: *sigh* Yeah. But we could help him find her easier?
Doctor: Well, the very least we can do is make sure he has the right address, I suppose.
Peggy: Thank you, both. Your friendship means the world to me. Truly.
Doctor: Of course! Goes both ways, you know. After you helped us solve that Big Blob issue last year, well, mates for life!
Rose: We’re going to miss you.
Peggy: **hugs them both**
Rose: Oh, and you know we can’t give anything away, but well, keep your eyes open for a surprise soon.
Peggy: Oh? A good surprise, I hope?
Rose, grinning: A very good surprise. The best. A timey-wimey surprise.
Doctor: Alright, now! We really can’t say any more. We’d best be off.
**TARDIS sounds as they fade away**
Peggy: *sigh* Being friends with time travelers is such a tease. But also full of so much hope.
THE END
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