#funkydotcom

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“ babygirl, youre totally sooooo hot- and i think we should like- kiss or something....let me back into your apartment” — @funkydotcom

sorry cam, that doors locked shut. in fact, you can hear the bolt lock for good measure.

"gonna take more then that to get me to let ya back in here! try somethin' useful! like money!"

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@funkydotcom

"ya gonna say somethin' or gonna keep starin' at me?"

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“ i want to tuck you in and tell you a bedtime story :) ”

// — @funkydotcom

"i want you to eat cement. we don't all get what we want." cam, that's probably a no.