Uh this was made because ipc is no longer an option on funky
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Uh this was made because ipc is no longer an option on funky
i've had to start counting down to get crew to cooperate like i'm talking to a rowdy toddler...
PSA: if it's blue or above, you can't just say "no i don't want to." to a random search. i have full authority to detain you for resisting a search.
I LOVE FUNKY STATION!!!
i just finished my first round on funkystation and it was so nice because i actually had time to do stuff! it was like a 2 hour long shift and i became "the evil bisexual space tider". i got in trouble with sec once because i tried breaking into atmos to steal their O2 tanks but warden let me off with a warning because i never actually made it in and like an hour later i got brought in for questioning because an engie got gibbed in the shuttle bay and i just so happened to be passing through as sec arrived but they didn't put me in jail (W mrp, lrp would have just given me max sentence). i built my shuttle at like the 1:20 mark and i found:
-command comms
-cargo comms
-engie comms
-a flintlock
-a survival knife
-NTRASA suit
-PKA
and various other items, i also nearly died to a basilisk but i managed to kill it with my baseball bat and heal myself before i bled out! i then took the corpse on the evac shuttle and paraded it around while proclaiming how i killed it! i then butchered and ate it at centcom where i became violently ill and then the round ended.
10/10 i feel like how i felt my first time playing again.
ooc: dude i LOVE funky don't get me wrong but they are so fucking strict about their EORG rules and it pisses me off so much.
i got a 3 day game ban today bc "EORG second offense" after i put a forcefield around someone on the shuttle but like didn't fucking do it after the round ended??? i did it before the shuttle docked with CC and the end of round officially started so like what the hell am i meant to do
i think the admin got confused or something because the ban message claims i did it at CC when i didn't
surichichimo core
i decided to be a little silly to a borg on funky by asking it to state it laws and then asking it to repeat over and over again (i was like "what i didnt catch that" and "huh can you repeat" before just interrupting it with "repeat")
eventually the borg said "[something] CONVERSATION TERMINATED." and walked away but it was really fucking funny i'm gonna be honest
The local donut inhaler is unrelated to this video but has a seizure and dies.