#funny conspiracy

[cinnaminnaminnamon]

wondering when Walt Disney is gonna defrost. will I get through high school before he starts a zombie apocalypse? I hope not bc high school sucks.

[clabbert]

I think that one of the most racist conspiracy theories is that aliens built the pyramids, because it basically just boils down to “oh, these primitive africans could never build something so large and sophisticated as this, it must have been fucking aliens that did it.” Like what? How racist do you have to be to think that its too unlikely that the Egyptians were able to pile a bunch of rocks up so the next most logical explanation was that fuckin ʞɔnɟʇıɥs came down from the heavens to make a big triangle in the desert