#funny dentist

[al-winchester]

This is not related to writing, but it is related to one of the fandoms I'm in. I present to you a short story that happened yesterday.

So I walk in to the dentist's office (new dentist, just moved here) and tell them I have an appointment. The receptionist looks up at me and starts smiling widely. Then she asks if I've seen Good Omens. I was a bit confused by the sudden question but I nodded. So she tells me I remind her of Crowley. I kind of laugh, then it hits me. Of course I remind her of Crowley. She sees this tall, lanky being with:

- wavy red hair

- sunglasses

- dark skinny jeans

- lots of leather (I was on my motorcycle, so I had on leather gloves, boots, and a jacket)

- and a general air of 'I don't know what I'm doing but I know I'm doing it really well'

So I guess I kind of do look like Crowley, and I think that's great.

[ombunsibogat]

Charlie Chaplin at The Dentist

[ancichdmd]

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[unionsquaredentist]

Patient forms - Making it easier for you.

There you are chilling at your desk. When suddenly, your brain is smacked with a thought reminding you about your dentist appointment is tomorrow. But you're not worried. Why? Because you know where to get the patient forms for your dentist office. Right here. Right click. Print. Fill it out at your desk while drinking your hazelnut macchiato and you're still on schedule to check out your favorite pictures-of-mouth-watering-delicious-slices-of-pizza-blog before getting back to work. 

Good job you.

[shownobodywatches-blog-blog]

What is the last thing you want to hear at the dentist office?

Things You Do NOT Want to Hear at the Dentist Office (by ShowNobodyWatches)

[teethbyheath-blog]

To the presumably well-intended designers at Mattel: 

Dentists do not perform exams on children while wielding a wrench and holding a purse.  Neither should Dentist Barbie.

Kind Regards,

Dr. Heath

[teethbyheath-blog]

How the world views the dentist.

[teethbyheath-blog]

Dear Romney and Obama,

Yes, being a small business owner is hard during these tough economic times.  Being the owner of a small business which everyone--seriously, everyone--hates is particularly hard.

Joblessness may be hovering around 8%, but dentists are still committing suicide at nearly 6x the rate of the average adult American.  So, stop dicking around with trivial political issues like Iranian nuclear development, corporate tax reform and the unemployment rate.  I think its time America hears your suggestions for improving perceptions of dentists and the dental profession. 

Sincerely,

Al Heath (D.D.S)