#funny drarry chat

[malfoypoem]

drarry and basic math

draco: i can’t believe! you killed the dark lord but you’re not able to solve basic math problems?

harry: um...

draco: okay, let’s try again

draco: you have 10 cookies and i ask for 5, so how much do you have?

harry: zero

draco: please tell me you are jok-

harry: i would give you all my cookies because i love you and i know how much you like them

draco: i’m done, granger your turn

[drrarythings]

Draco: Potter, I just kinda feel like we were meant to be together. I mean, look how fate just keep throwing us at each other

Harry:

Harry: ...It's 3 am and you are stuck on my dorm window. How did you even get here?

Draco: Fate, Potter, weren't you listening?

[malfoypoem]

draco: potter, has anyone told you that you’re annoying?

harry: um... not today at least

draco: excellent because i’m not in the mood to fight anyone right now

[malfoypoem]

ron: why are harry and draco sitting with their backs to each other?

hermione: they had a fight

ron: then why are they holding hands?

hermione: they get sad when they fight.

[malfoypoem]

draco: i don't sing in the shower

harry: he performs

[malfoypoem]

draco: *arguing* this is a stupid idea-

blaise: *nods at harry*

harry: *hugs draco from behind*

draco: *flustered* .. what was i saying?

harry: you were agreeing with blaise

draco: ... yeah

[malfoypoem]

harry: so how was your day?

draco: good.

harry: my day was also amazing I had so much fu-

draco: baby don't speak while we're eating please

harry: oh...

draco: thank you

harry: ...

draco: can you give me the-

harry: DON'T SPEAK WHILE WE'RE EATING PLEASE

[malfoypoem]

harry: hi draco

draco: what do you want potter?

harry: i have gift for your birthday

draco: so? where is your “gift” for me?

harry: *sticks a bow on himself and winks* i am a gift :)

draco: * removes shirts* FUCK!