Apr 18, 2024
Harry, reaching for a coffee pot: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Draco, taking the pot as he walks past: What if you don't?
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Harry, reaching for a coffee pot: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Draco, taking the pot as he walks past: What if you don't?
Harry: I thought this was meant to be a game of things you’ve never done before.
Hermione: What about it?
Harry: I’ve done them all.
Hermione: *quickly scans card deck* Streaking?
Harry: Done it.
Hermione: Ice cube in your trousers?
Harry: Unfortunately.
Hermione: Head? Given or received.
Harry: Yes… Both.
Hermione: Pole danced? BDSM? Role play?
Harry: Yes, yes, and yes, twice.
Hermione: Who-?
Draco: Excuse me, Granger. Sorry to cut this short, but I actually need to borrow Potter for, say, the rest of the evening to attend to some business.
Hermione: But I thought we were going to play this game..?
Draco: *smirk* Oh, there are plenty of games Potter and I will be playing tonight. But between you and me, if you see Potter walking funny in the morning, no you didn’t.
smol drarry comic
it does work :D
So, I don’t have a penis.
But if there’s one thing I’ve learned is that penis havers can and will do the helicopter thing.
Why in the name of all that is fanfiction have I never read a fic that has Harry doing this at Draco.
It’s on par with Harry being the “cringey to be funny” partner 😂😂
Would definitely read a fic with this 🖤
Draco: hey are you alright
Harry, lying facedown on the floor: yeah why do you ask
dudley: who is cedric? your boyfriend?
harry:
draco: *falls from the sky*
draco: *does a frontflip*
draco: *lands perfectly while his fist hits the ground*
draco: *runs*
draco: *pushes everyone aside*
draco: what the fuck???
8th year and the muggle stuffs in Hogwarts
Draco: Harry, can you call my phone? I lost it somewhere around here, I think.
Harry: Sure *calls Draco*
Harry: Found it, wait… Why is the Caller ID “My Salt”
Draco: …
Harry: I’M NOT SALTY, DRACO!
Draco: …
Hermione: …
Even dense Ron: …
Pansy: …
Blase: …
Ginny: …
Minerva McGonagall: …
dead Snape: …
dead Voldy: …
The entire Hogwarts: …
Draco (again): *thinks* I'm not sure if I should be happy or not that, that’s the only thing he focused on…
Everyone: *thinking* Poor Draco.