#funny mishaps

[onestubbornlass]

So today...

The cashier stopped me before I could swipe my card. She was like “hold on,” looked at my mom and said “IS SHE UNDER 18?!” I just stared at her and laughed. “Why?” “Well there’s alcohol in the basket.” (Mind you I don’t drink, my mom bought it for herself). I couldn’t stop laughing because not even 10 minutes before did I ask my mom if I looked my age. I replied, “I’m 25.” She just stared at me dumbfounded. I guess aside from looking like a raccoon on days where I don’t wear makeup (darn that arab side and I didn’t have time or the energy to actually get myself ready for a trip to WINCO bc 98% of the time when I leave the house I wear makeup) I look younger than 18. 0,0 being 25, 26 this year... I’m not sure if I should take it as a compliment or an insult. ^^ either way, we all know I’m gonna look 50 when I’m 80! ^^

(Note yes I know they have to card for anyone who looks under 40, I just found her response hilarious)

[queer-dinos]

Flashback to the time when I wanted a snack but I was chewing gum so I stuck it behind my ear for later and it got stuck in my hair so for a while in middle school I had a very small short hair chunk behind my ear Rapunzel-style

[just-another-schadenfreude]

To the person who brought the Sprite bottle filled with Vodka, first off how? Second piss off, nearly took a big sip, bad times would have been ahead

[zzitaoo]

At the beginning of the school year I was in civics class and some of the girls were speaking Spanish. One of them tried to say el sacapuntas but she messed up and said el sacapenis and everyone burst out laughing but the teacher didn't hear it.