#dumb things

[wildragon]

A very important video

[nullisnull]

When you meet someone with the same interests/hyperfixations as you but they don't know nearly enough to have a good conversation about said interest/hyperfixation

[chrystal-is-clear]

FEAR OF HORROR (Movies)

I like horror movies

Genuinely I do

There's a ghost

Or maybe a couple of ghosts.

There's a story of old.

But!

Moreover there's also people

Who are dumb and not so broke.

They will buy a house

Haunted and lone

Will feel creepy

But choose to ignore.

Bringing random things

Out of nowhere

Revealed to be cursed or possessed

Now deal with the fear.

Will go to the kitchen

Won't turn the light on

Ghost will come in dark

Obviously with no exception.

Knowing the ghost will come

Still choose to keep

the newborn alone

Seriously?! How much privacy is needed in a haunted home?

P.S- I've more to say about these horror movie plots but so much that I can't fit all into the writing.

No offense it's my personal opinion on these little matters. Anyone can feel free to agree or disagree. Also I'm not saying these things happen in all horror movies. Peace✌️

[nyarlah]

Who is feral, now? (I'll go to hell for this)

[darkeeveeanimatesus]

In my Pac-Man AU-

*Ghost Gang arguing about something*

Clyde: "Yeah, but unlike the the rest of ya, I actually HAD a lover! Granted, only a girlfriend, we weren't married yet. But STILL!"

Pinky: "Bold of you to assume I never had a man!"

Blinky: "Oh, I'm sure you had several... Shut up- everyone who looks at you knows your a filthy player."

Inky: "Yeah! And you don't know what my love life was like-"

Pinky: "Okay, well, anyone can guess yours, sweetie. Or lack thereof."

Inky: "HEY!!!"

Clyde: "Come on Inky, you were so poor and uneducated that they didn't even bother deploying you in the war!"

Inky: "AYE!!! Just because I didn't get sent to the front lines, didn't mean I wasn't called for other jobs! For example, machinery and vehicle repair! I was good with that stuff unlike a lot of others-"

Blinky: "Woopty doo- alley boy knew how to use a wrench... how impressive..."

Inky: "WH-?! Look!- it wasn't even getting into the industrial revolution yet! That WAS an impressive skill at that point! Besides, it worked to my advantage! Who's the one that taught the rest of you to pilot your mechs!"

Pinky, Blinky: "...."

Inky: "Exactly. So you're one to talk, Clyde. Especially when you took the longest to learn yours."

Clyde: "Man! It ain't even fair! REFRIGERATORS were barely a thing when Pinky and I were alive! I had a flippin' ice box!!! How could you expect me to drive a giant frog?!"

Blinky: "Hold the phone- yous didn't have a fridge...?"

Pinky: "... no."

Gang: "........"

Pinky: "But one of my boyfriends did."

Blinky: "OH, HERE WE GO-!"

They're all 20s to 40s vibes, so I thought this would be kinda funny

[hannahmanderr]

@duchi-nesten I HAVE ANOTHER VERY IMPORTANT CUJO HEADCANON TO SUBMIT TO YOU FOR APPROVAL

this is important okay, it has everything to do with something i saw someone using yesterday and i couldn't stop staring and i realized why.

okay okay so Danny gets tired of Cujo always running around and escaping him, right? and he's like i can't exactly take him on a leash when i'm flying my wife Valerie will kill me.

so he has the "brilliant" idea to take one of THESE bad boys and coat the inside with his parents' phase proof goop and haul Cujo around in it.

just like. Phantom flying through the city. with a dog strapped to his back. as one does.

bonus: he shows up to Valerie with it on

Val: Phantom what the actual -

Danny: it's called child safety Valerie smh my head anyway do you want one

Val: ... yes

[shallowseeker]

Dean watches classic anime with Cas:

Dean: “No no, she’s calling him an idiot because she loves him, okay? That’s the trope. You know, like ‘Easily Resolvable Misunderstandings that Drive The Romance Plot,’ or the red string, or nosebleeds.”

Cas: “I fail to see how an insult relates to those other things.”

Dean: “Look, point is. She only said that because she was embarrassed.”

Cas: “So it’s contradictory. Like Nurse Piccolo in Dr. Sexy. ‘Brilliant coward.’”

Dean: “Exactly! And if you watch the next episode, she’ll say it when she’s worried, too, ‘cause she doesn’t want him to do anything stupid, like fight the baddie and get himself into danger. It’s the context.”

Cas: (small smile) “Hmm.”