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Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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Just Because You're A Parent, It Doesn't Mean You Should Stop Having Fun.

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Just Because You're A Parent, It Doesn't Mean You Should Stop Having Fun.

The older you get, the more you realize that all of those older people you looked up to, those same people you thought knew it all and had everything figured out… were just as young and stupid as you. They just happen to look older. 😉

Don’t believe us? These 20 hilarious photos prove that just because you get old and have kids, doesn’t mean you lose your goofball ways…

1.) Grandad FTW!

Viral Scape

2.) Nic Cage will do just about anything for money these days.

IGN

3.) Yes Dad, you were. We salute you.

Pandy Panda

4.) No school like the old school.

Beserka

5.) You know that cat’s plotting his revenge right now.

Pansy Panda

6.) Wonder if that Dad is a Crip or a Blood?

7.) The line was so far crossed they can’t even see the line… and it’s still funny.

Tickld

8.) He really is!

Cosplay

9.) HAHAHA.

Boredom Therapy

10.) Thumbs up to you sir.

Don’t Poke The Bear

11.) Because that cab really makes the photo…

Viralscape

12.) Not. Funny. Mom…. (hehehe)

College Humor

13.) Just wait till he learns LOL…

Tumblr

14.) This is the most adorably hilarious thing. Ever.

15.) Mickey D’s DOUBLE FAIL.

Don’t Poke The Bear

16.) You got him to look!

LifeBuzz

17.) Dad definitely didn’t think this one through.

Dr. Phil

18.) “What a paradox” indeed!

Joke All You Can.

19.) Redneck inventions, 101.

Cheezburger

(via Pleated-Jeans)

There you have it, picture evidence that those same people you thought were serious no-fun old folks are truly just kids at heart. But if you still don’t believe us… let’s just say you’ll find out one day no matter what.

Be sure to share these funny photos with your friends below.

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19 Ridiculous Jokes That Will Definitely Put A Smile On Your Face

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19 Ridiculous Jokes That Will Definitely Put A Smile On Your Face

If you’re having a bad day, here’s a list that’ll pull you right out of that funk (especially if you’re at work and there’s no end in sight).

These jokes might be kind of stupid, but a little stupidity is sometimes exactly what you need.

1. A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said.

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“Sure, it will,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.” (via Reddit / rustamsatti)

2. I’ve been searching for months for my girlfriend’s killer…

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…but no one will do it. (via Reddit / viewerdoer)

3. Why did the turkey cross the road?

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To prove he wasn’t chicken. (via Reddit / jaykirsch)

4. Why do flowerbeds have mulch?

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So you can’t see their underplants. (via Reddit / BJHannigan)

5. What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

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Your wife back, your dog back, and your house back. (via Reddit / Sproose_Moose)

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6. I’m very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet…

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…but I don’t know why. (via Reddit / ChrisJTW97)

7. How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Wanna go ride bikes? (via Reddit / Mick0331)

8. What do an obstetrician and a well-written joke have in common?

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They both deliver. (via Reddit / _The_Tourist_)

9. How do you win an argument with your zombie girlfriend?

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Give her a piece of your mind. (via Reddit / DemiseofReality)

10. I named my hard drive “Dat Ass”…

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…so that every month or so, my computer asks me if I wanna back Dat Ass up. (via Reddit / leviathannTV)

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11. The most potent strain of marijuana has just been released to the public.

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Reports say that consumption has reached an all-time high. (via Reddit / procrastination55)

12. “Push harder!” I shouted at my wife while she was in labor. “Screw you!” she shouted back.

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It wasn’t my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital. (via Reddit / cualcrees)

13. Did you hear about the corduroy pillow?

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It’s apparently making headlines. (via Reddit / Palpable_Charisma)

14. I ordered a time machine…

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…and got a watch. (via Reddit / Readitigetit)

15. Why didn’t the Mexican man go bow hunting?

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Because he didn’t habanero. (via Reddit / Critical386)

16. When Vanna White dies…

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…do you think her family will receive a lot of touching letters? (via Reddit / modern_messiah43)

17. I was looking at a baseball and trying to figure out why it was getting larger…

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…and then it hit me. (via Reddit / MagnusPI)

18. I for one…

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…love Roman numerals. (via Reddit / ElderCunningham)

19. How do you know if something is too loud?

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It hertz. (via Reddit / arewehooman)

Don’t you feel better now? Those are classics in the making.

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/silly-jokes/

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19 Ridiculous Jokes That Will Definitely Put A Smile On Your Face

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19 Ridiculous Jokes That Will Definitely Put A Smile On Your Face

If you’re having a bad day, here’s a list that’ll pull you right out of that funk (especially if you’re at work and there’s no end in sight).

These jokes might be kind of stupid, but a little stupidity is sometimes exactly what you need.

1. A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said.

Giphy

“Sure, it will,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.” (via Reddit / rustamsatti)

2. I’ve been searching for months for my girlfriend’s killer…

Giphy

…but no one will do it. (via Reddit / viewerdoer)

3. Why did the turkey cross the road?

Giphy

To prove he wasn’t chicken. (via Reddit / jaykirsch)

4. Why do flowerbeds have mulch?

Giphy

So you can’t see their underplants. (via Reddit / BJHannigan)

5. What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Giphy

Your wife back, your dog back, and your house back. (via Reddit / Sproose_Moose)

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6. I’m very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet…

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…but I don’t know why. (via Reddit / ChrisJTW97)

7. How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giphy

Wanna go ride bikes? (via Reddit / Mick0331)

8. What do an obstetrician and a well-written joke have in common?

Giphy

They both deliver. (via Reddit / _The_Tourist_)

9. How do you win an argument with your zombie girlfriend?

Giphy

Give her a piece of your mind. (via Reddit / DemiseofReality)

10. I named my hard drive “Dat Ass”…

Giphy

…so that every month or so, my computer asks me if I wanna back Dat Ass up. (via Reddit / leviathannTV)

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11. The most potent strain of marijuana has just been released to the public.

Giphy

Reports say that consumption has reached an all-time high. (via Reddit / procrastination55)

12. “Push harder!” I shouted at my wife while she was in labor. “Screw you!” she shouted back.

Giphy

It wasn’t my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital. (via Reddit / cualcrees)

13. Did you hear about the corduroy pillow?

Giphy

It’s apparently making headlines. (via Reddit / Palpable_Charisma)

14. I ordered a time machine…

Giphy

…and got a watch. (via Reddit / Readitigetit)

15. Why didn’t the Mexican man go bow hunting?

Giphy

Because he didn’t habanero. (via Reddit / Critical386)

16. When Vanna White dies…

Giphy

…do you think her family will receive a lot of touching letters? (via Reddit / modern_messiah43)

17. I was looking at a baseball and trying to figure out why it was getting larger…

Giphy

…and then it hit me. (via Reddit / MagnusPI)

18. I for one…

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…love Roman numerals. (via Reddit / ElderCunningham)

19. How do you know if something is too loud?

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It hertz. (via Reddit / arewehooman)

Don’t you feel better now? Those are classics in the making.

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/silly-jokes/

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