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AUNTY FLO by Mervyn Peake

When Aunty Flo Became a Crow She had a bed put in a tree; And there she lay And read all day Of ornithology.

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CROCODILES by Mervyn Peake

She stared at him as hard as she Could stare, but not a single blush Suffused his face like dawn at sea Or roses in a bush -

For crocodiles are very slow At taking hints because their hide's So thick it never feels de trop, And tender like a bride's.

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I CANNOT GIVE THE REASONS by Mervyn Peake

I cannot give the reasons, I only sing the tunes: the sadness of the seasons the madness of the moons.

I cannot be didactic or lucid, but I can be quite obscure and practic- ally marzipan

In gorgery and gushness and all that's squishified. My voice has all the lushness of what I can't abide

And yet it has a beauty most proud and terrible denied to those whose duty is to be cerebral.

Among the antlered mountains I make my viscous way and watch the sepia mountains throw up their lime-green spray.

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TEETH by Spike Milligan

English Teeth, English Teeth! Shining in the sun A part of British heritage Aye, each and every one. English Teeth, Happy Teeth! Always having fun Clamping down on bits of fish And sausages half done. English Teeth! HEROES' Teeth! Hear them click! and clack! Let's sing a song of praise to them - Three Cheers for the Brown Grey and Black.

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Do you care about eccentricity? Do you love singing? Come and learn our song and perform with us this summer! 

http://funny-peculiar.co.uk/sing-with-us

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THERE ARE HOLES IN THE SKY by Spike Milligan

There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in But there ever so small That's why the rain is thin.

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ON THE NING NANG NONG by Spike Milligan

On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! and the monkeys all say BOO! There's a Nong Nang Ning   Where the trees go Ping! And the tea pots jibber jabber joo. On the Nong Ning Nang   All the mice go Clang   And you just can't catch 'em when they do! So its Ning Nang Nong Cows go Bong! Nong Nang Ning Trees go ping Nong Ning Nang The mice go Clang What a noisy place to belong is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!